Friday, February 4, 2011

Stop Global Warming!! Ridiculous?

And yes it does get more ridiculous!!

 Be assured that the Obama EPA is working on a similar (out)law to be put into effect ASAP.

"Breaking wind is set to be made a crime in an African country," the US reports the UK Daily Mail "The EPA government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' in a bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.'" Of course, locals worry that the blame game will sniff out the wrong "criminal." One citizen Malawian lamented, "My goodness. What happens in a public place where a group is gathered? Do they lock up half a minibus?" 

Environmentalists have alleged that cow flatulence contributes to global warming, but implicating humans is sure to cause an even bigger stink. The problem is, when passing gas is outlawed, only outlaws will pass gas. 

Now just how ridiculous is that?


TexasFred said...

We got another 6 inches of *GloBull* warming here in the D/FW are last night... I gotta stop eating beans I guess...

LASunsett said...

This whole thing stinks.


Brenda Bowers said...

LOL :) I MUST take this home to my readers you Darlin'! BB

Chuck said...

But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence.

They may have to go with the previous case law on this of "He who smelt it dealt it".

Ticker said...

BB have at it. I found it to be hilarious. Guess I should have titled it differently.

Chuck. Hahahahhahaha. Fallin out my friend. Case law indeed! Imagine introducing that into court hahah;

Always On Watch said...

What to say?

Sometimes I think that most of world -- certainly our leaders -- has gone insane.