It is once again time for a break from all the stress of work and such and enjoy a few laughs as provided by the "usual suspects from the Left". From UH DUH to Clueless the Left continues to provide us with totally laughable statements and foolish plans.
Have you heard of the latest bill introduced by another whacko Leftist ,Nanny stater who believes that the "gubermint" should supply all our needs? Well hold on and make sure you have nothing in your mouth. Wouldn't want anyone choking or spewing liquid on the keyboard.
The DIAPER Act really needs no introduction, it would do just that, provide diapers. To babies. For free.
Sponsored by Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D.-Conn.), the Diaper Investment and Aid to Promote Economic Recovery Act (DIAPER Act) directs the federal government to distribute free diapers for moms who put their kids in day care centers to "relieve some of the stress on families facing hardship in this economy."
How totally ridiculous in light of the fact that the country is BROKE. Guess folks like her have never heard of cloth diapers. You know the kind that you wash and reuse over and over again. But then I am sure if cloth diapers were being used she would call for FREE Diaper Service instead of just washing them, often times by hand, as many have done.
"Maybe [Republicans] just couldn't understand the whole [American Jobs Act] thing all at once. So we're going to break it up into bite-size pieces so they can take a thoughtful approach to this legislation." --Barack ObamaUh, maybe it just needs to be shredded into small pieces and trashed then allow a real plan as put forth by the Republicans do the job. But you can't understand "simple" can you Obama? It seems that many of the Democrats didn't understand it either Obama.
"The other thing I've hear from my friends who oppose this -- this whole jobs bill -- [is] that this is just temporary. Well let me tell you, it's not temporary when that 911 call comes in and a woman's being raped, if a cop shows up in time to prevent the rape. It's not temporary to that woman. It's not temporary to the guy whose store is being held up and there's a gun pointed at his head, if a cop shows up and he's not killed. ... I wish these guys who thought it was temporary, I wish they had some notion of what it was like to be on the other side of a gun, or [to have] a 200-pound man standing over you, telling you to submit." --Joe Biden
Hey Joe, just how long do you think it would take a cop to arrive after the 911 call was made if it could be made at all with a 200 pound man standing over you telling you to submit. And Joe how you gonna call 911 with a gun being held to your head in a robbery at a store? More stupid thinking from Mr.Clueless himself.
Almost as good as the Diaper Act:
"On several occasions now, we've seen, quite frankly, the Congress is in rebellion, determined, as Abraham Lincoln said, to wreck or ruin at all costs. I believe, quite frankly, in the direct hiring of 15 million unemployed Americans at $40,000 a head, some more than $40,000, some less than $40,000 -- that's a $600 billion stimulus. It could be a five-year program. For another $104 billion, we bailout all of the states. ... For another $100 billion, we bailout all of the cities." --Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-IL)
Says one who has never held a real job in his life but has lived off the dollars made off the back of poor blacks by his race baiting daddy.
"Republicans think if the economy improves it might help President Obama. So they root for the economy to fail, and oppose every effort to improve it." --Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV)
Said by the one who blocks every bill submitted by Republicans and sits on his own Presidents NOJOBS bill for a month before using chicanery in the Senate rules to bring it to a vote after many attempts by Republicans to bring it to an up or down vote.
"The other thing [the Occupy Wall Street movement] needs, and I don't want this to come out the wrong way -- not needs, but what will happen -- if we think back to the late 60s, what is the most stirring image of all the rebellion that happened? What do we remember? Kent State. Now, I'm not saying someone has to get killed. ... I'm not saying a death. I'm just saying we are a visual society." --MSNBC's Donny Deutsch
Can this guy be for real? I mean calling for shooting like at Kent State which evidence now shows that the incident was contrived by the Leftist protesters to begin with . Sounds of shots or what sounded like shots were heard before National Guard fired. And the Left claims the Tea Party is violent?
For the final laugh of today. Please put down all drink containers and swallow all foods. I do not wish to be responsible for ruined computers or chocking readers.
Herman Cain is pandering to white Republicans out there who don't like black folks." --MSNBC's Ed Schultz
Now just how stupid can one get? But then again it's Ed running off at the mouth as usual. He and Joe Biden must have attended the same school of stupid.